Mister Wonka Champion Hoodie – For When You’re Rich in Delusion and Polyester

Snuggle into this Champion hoodie like it’s a golden ticket into Mr. Wonka’s HR department. This cozy, unisex streetwear piece is made for anyone who’s ever fantasized about melting into a vat of chocolate while still looking editorial. Featuring bold graphics inspired by Nick’s infamous Oompa alter ego—a character born mid-monologue and raised on vibes—this hoodie gives main character energy, even if your main gig is lurking behind filing cabinets with cocoa-stained intentions.

Wear it to brunch, wear it to therapy—just don’t wear it around Augustus Gloop unless you want to start something.

Product Features:

• 50/50 cotton-poly blend, medium-weight for cozy layering
• Signature Champion durability with kangaroo pouch pocket
• Self-colored drawstring hood for secret Oompa moments
• Design born from Nick’s pansexual, Snickers-sitting character in Clip Breakdown