If you say “ugly gay rat” into a mirror 3 times, I appear.

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Hello everyone, it's your pal Nick DiRamio here, back with another video for you. Today, I want to talk about something that has been plaguing me for years – mirrors. Yes, those shiny surfaces that we use to check our hair and make sure we don't have anything in our teeth. But what if I told you that they were actually evil? I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but hear me out.

In my latest video, I present a darkly comedic monologue about the dangers of mirrors. I mean, have you ever really stopped to think about what could be lurking behind that reflection? According to my research, it's a dark lord named Belzeub, the defiler. Yeah, not exactly the most friendly guy. And apparently, he demands a sacrifice whenever he's called an "ugly rat." So, I've made it my mission to only use mirrors for the briefest of glances, just to appease this sinister inhabitant.

But don't worry, I've found a way to maintain a good relationship with Belzeub – by insulting him. I know, it may sound strange, but trust me, it works. Plus, it gives me the opportunity to come up with creative insults, which is always a fun challenge. So, next time you're in front of a mirror, make sure to give Belzeub a little jab to keep him at bay. And while you're at it, why not check out my video and let me know what you think? Until next time, this is Nick DiRamio, signing off.

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